Because I am versatile, but not that versatile, you know?
This Mara is a mild-mannered staff member at a Seminary in Virginia. She would look an awful lot like me, were it not for those coke-bottle glasses. Her job seems mostly to consist of making puns about theology and comforting stressed out graduate students. (She really really loves her job, just on the off-chance any of her colleagues or students are reading this.)
Are you also named Mara Sherman? Shoot me an email at email@example.com and tell me a little about yourself so I can hype your work.